Deep thoughts…by Tabs the cat.
“I could barf on the tiles this time to make it easier for the humans, but I think I’ll barf on the carpet.”
“One day I’m going to visit the factory where gravy comes from, and I am going to tell them to make much more gravy.”
“Why aren’t there more crazy cat men? I sense an emerging market.”
Haha! I loved deep thoughts on SNL! 😀
Love the ‘what?’ It hurt my sides laughing.
As cats and small children know, barfing in harder-to-clean places is one of life’s little amusements…I recall my honours advisor’s proud announcement that they had managed to teach their little daughter to run for the bathroom if she felt unwell, LOL! It was a milestone.
You should show Tabs this book:
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/guys-can-be-cat-ladies-too-michael-showalter/1116890642?ean=9781613125458
Maybe Tabs could publish something along those lines to help the market grow!
I sent that to one of my friends to help validate his penchant for felines 🙂
So witty, as always!
Oh, my cats love to engage in recreational vomiting and, of course, it is always on the carpet!!
How true is that about the barfing? Grrrr. I also love when they choose the top of the fridge so it can all run down the side. I think they’re colluding with Clorox to increase wipes sales. 😉