
It would have been oddly poetic had I been wearing Urban Decay Perversion Mascara ($22) on one of the times (yes, it happened more than once) I was flashed on the sidewalks of downtown San Francisco.
It happened, not once, but twice, walking to and from work. Naughty bits and all, and both times within a six-month period.
Ewww…
I’m just saying that I think I would have appreciated the irony, is all. Witnessing an act of perversion while actually wearing a mascara called Perversion.
Or maybe that’s just me and my strange sense of humor. 🙂
The latest lash-loving mascara from Urban Decay, Perversion is supposed to be blacker than black (wait — is that even possible?), with the deepest, darkest pigments imaginable.
Lash roots like WHOA!

I’ve been using it for a couple weeks so far, and it’s weird — in a way, Perversion makes me feel like a gardener.
Wait — that didn’t come out right.
I mean, this stuff is like Miracle Grow for lash roots. It’s really great at building up thickness around the base.
But that’s not all. It also doesn’t flake or smudge, and it’s easy to remove.
One coat of Perversion, and my lashes look thick and lush, as long as I follow the right procedure…
First, I position the brush at the roots, and then really slowly (like s-l-o-w-l-y) wiggle the wand back and forth as I comb through to the ends, concentrating more of the product at the base.










































