
Back in my early-20s I dated a guy who was, like, Mr. Uber Survivalist Camping Nature Dude. He could make fire
from sticks, build shelters from leaves and knew which berries were edible and which ones weren’t.
Our relationship was doomed from the start… My idea of “camping” involves air-conditioned cabins, running water, a real bed and Internet access, but he did manage to drag me out to the woods a few times. I learned some valuable life lessons, too, like, um, how hard it is to find a loo out in the middle of nowhere. Probably TMI, but I got pretty darn good at “the squat,” and don’t even front like you don’t know what I’m talking about. 🙂
For years I forgot about those camping trips, but then yesterday, while researching go-go girls for my Dior Pink Design face of the day, I wandered onto a site that sells something unsurprisingly called the GoGirl.
It’s a FUD, short for Female Urination Device — a compact, flexible funnel that lets you pee standing up.
Stay with me.
To use a FUD, you pull down your drawers, attach the device to your lady parts and — you know — handle your business.
The reusable funnels cost $10 apiece or come in a three-pack for $27 (can you say bargain?). The company calls the GoGirl a discreet and hygienic alternative to crouching in the woods or stopping at sketchy public toilets.
Hmm…
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen












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