
THE SCENE: A crowded courtroom.
PARTIES PRESENT: The Honorable Judge Karen presiding, with Attorney-at-Law Tabs the Cat representing his client, the new NARS Guy Bourdin Crime of Passion palette.

Judge Karen pounds her gavel (which incidentally looks like a lint roller) repeatedly.
JUDGE KAREN: “Order! Order in the court!
“Counselor Tabs, your client, the limited edition NARS Guy Bourdin Crime of Passion Palette for eyes, lips and cheeks, stands before the High Court of Holiday Makeup today to be judged on its shopping worthiness this holiday season.
“On the count of eyeshadow fallout in the first degree, how does your client plead?”
COUNSELOR TABS: Mrrrow. (“Not guilty, Your Honor.”)
JUDGE KAREN: “And on the count of weird color combinations in the first degree, how does your client plead?”
COUNSELOR TABS: Mrrrow. (“Not guilty, Your Honor.”)
JUDGE KAREN: “And on the count of brief wear time in the first degree, how does your client plead?”
COUNSELOR TABS: Mrrrow. (“Not guilty, Your Honor.”)
JUDGE KAREN: “Lastly, on the count of difficulty blending eyeshadows, how does your client plead?”
COUNSELOR TABS: Meeee-ow. (“Guilty, Your Honor.”)
The crowd collectively gasps…
JUDGE KAREN: “Order! Order! I will have order in my courtroom!
“Thank you for your service to the court, Counselor. You may now approach the bench, so that I may feed you turkey-flavored Temptations.” 🙂
What’s the verdict?
I’m this close to saying that the only crime the new Crime of Passion palette commits is AWESOMENESS because it has so many great things going for it, like excellent wear time (all day for the eyeshadows, bronzer and blush, and 4-5 hours for the lipgloss), super wearable colors that should suit most skin tones, and eyeshadows that stick like electromagnets to my lids.
I’m talking zero fallout — zilch — even when I packed it on, and not one grain of powder appeared beneath my eyes, not even when I used the dark black shade.

The $59 palette, which arrives at NARS counters, boutiques and online next month, comes with useful basics you can easily dress up or down.
The palette includes…
- Larger Than Life Lipgloss in Deep Throat, a new shade in a shimmering sheer peach
- Eyeshadow in Jezebel, a new shimmery reddish brown
- Eyeshadow in Naiade, a new metallic light rose
- Eyeshadow in Pandora, a re-promoted matte black
- Blush in Deep Throat, a re-promoted sheer peach
- Bronzing Powder in Laguna, a re-promoted brown bronzer with golden shimmer

But there’s one big catch (at least for my right wrist), and that’s blending these eyeshadows together.

I guess that’s the tradeoff (sigh). These latch on to skin so well that, yes, there’s no fallout, and they stay put a solid 10-12 hour with very little creasing or fading, but they also take near Herculean effort to blend into smooth gradients.
I definitely feel like I have to swoosh with my blending brush back and forth more than I do with other NARS eyeshadows.















WARNING: Catching glimpses of the pretty, pretty colors in the NARS Guy Bourdin Holiday Color Collection has been known to make knees buckle. 





















