Tabs

Tabs, the Chief Feline Festivities Coordinator of Tabs the Cat Industries LLC, insisted on doing his rounds this morning while wearing his latest corporate cat collar creation. His intention was to send a clear message to the employees that the holidays are coming, so everyone better meet their year-end gravy quotas.

Sure, this is a fun time of year, and Tabs likes doing the holiday party circuit as much as the next feline fashion mogul, but gravy futures are down this quarter. If the staff wants that new La Croix vending machine for the employee lounge, we gotta turn those numbers around.

To restate the obvious, green is his color, in case you haven’t noticed.

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Tabs was eager to go on patrol this morning to show off his terrific new turkey pendant.

Unfortunately, none of the other neighborhood kitty models were in the area, so there wasn’t anyone around to officially recognize his incredible fashion statement.

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Despite his advanced years, Tabs keeps holdin’ it down. He still exudes extraordinary cattitude and gravitas.

Today, to show his support for human and cat veterans, he kept it classy with camo.

His security vest is both fashion-forward and practical because it’s made from super soft silk interwoven with Kevlar, and it doesn’t make a sound during stealth operations.

It worked perfectly on patrol this morning.

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It is rarely spoken about, but Tabs is part of an ancient covenant of cat wizards and witches…

Some days, when the astrological alignments are just right, he’ll don his wizarding hat, go outside, and cast druidic spells…

He is commonly regarded as the most magically gifted cat wizard of Southern Novato, and I’m pretty sure he put a charm spell on me.

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Patience isn’t just a virtue. It’s also the secret to striking incredible kitty modeling poses.

You can’t rush it. You have to allow yourself to settle into your fabulousness. Own it. Savor it.

And then bam! — you turn up the heat and direct your animal magnetism toward the camera.

Every year Tabs takes Halloween very seriously from a feline fashion perspective. He sees it as an opportunity to push the cat couture envelope, and I think he’s done it again in 2018.

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If this isn’t what the kittens are wearing, they will be soon.

Tabs looked dazzling today on his morning walk in his new cat couture sequinned red vest. He’d heard a rumor that he wasn’t pushing the envelope anymore when it came to feline fashion, so he set out to prove that he’s still the top meow-llennial style icon in Southern Novato.

It doesn’t matter how long he’s been a kitty supermodel. He’s incapable of being out of touch because feline fashion sense is in his blood. He was born with it. Just like he was born knowing how to strike poses and seduce the camera.

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A lot of humans and cats neglect the fabulous feline potential of the scarf.

It’s an underrated accessory among many four-legged fashionistas, but not Tabs.

Especially in fall. Tabs busted out his first scarf of the season this morning. It’s fashion-forward and keeps him warm.

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Well I think I figured out why Harris the cat is always coming around…

Tabs had been assuming this whole time that Harris was making a power play, but I realized this morning that it’s not a neighborhood takeover at all.

Harris just wants Tabs as a modeling mentor, which is understandable…

Tabs is, after all, the Tyra Banks of the kitty modeling world. I don’t think he should be shocked that the neighborhood kittes keep coming around to try to learn his signature moves.

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