
So…what is the Monday Poll?
Excellent question! It isn’t, contrary to its name, an actual poll, like with little clicky buttons. It’s just a list of more or less random questions I’ve been posting on this blog every Monday morning for the past quadrillion years (since 2007).
1. Monster Mash or Ghostbusters?
We did the mash. We did the Monster Mash! It was a graveyard splash…
2. If you were in a horror film and went down into a dark basement with just a flashlight, would you survive?
Hell yeah, I would make it out of that basement! Granted, I’d be covered in blood (someone else’s, not mine) and would hold onto the trauma for waaaaay too long, but I’d make it out.
3. Removing the stringy guts from a pumpkin: fun or totally disgusting?
A little bit of both. Mostly fun!
4. Fruit-flavored candy or chocolate Halloween candy?
Unless it’s Albanese peach rings or gummy bears, I don’t want anything to do with fruit-flavored Halloween candy. Chocolate all the way! Fun-size Snickers, ideally.
5. Have you ever smashed (or stolen) someone else’s jack-o-lantern?
Nah, I was a square when I was a kid. If I did something like that, I’d be really remorseful and stressed out about the whole situation.
6. What’s something that’s surprised you about Halloween?
Honestly, how tipsy most of the parents are when you take a kid trick or treating, LOL! I don’t really drink because I’m terrible at handling my liquor (total lightweight); plus, and I know this is gonna sound crazy, but if I’m suddenly in a life-or-death situation amongst a big crowd of strangers, I’m gonna have ALL my facilities working at 100 percent.
7. Would you rather wear a sexy clown or a scary clown costume?
I think the scary clown costume would 1) be a lot more comfortable, and 2) warmer, so let’s go with that.
8. Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes or no?
No. I don’t dislike them, but I also don’t understand the hype.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
P.S. Here are the questions to copy/paste with your answers in a comment. Talk to ya soon.
1. Monster Mash or Ghostbusters?
2. If you were in a horror film and went down into a dark basement with just a flashlight, would you survive?
3. Removing the stringy guts from a pumpkin: fun or totally disgusting?
4. Fruit-flavored candy or chocolate Halloween candy?
5. Have you ever smashed (or stolen) someone else’s jack-o-lantern?
6. What’s something that’s surprised you about Halloween?
7. Would you rather wear a sexy clown or a scary clown costume?
8. Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes or no?
P.P.S. Happy Monday, and happy Halloween, friend. Whatever you’re up to today and tonight, stay safe and stay healthy! 🤗

Happy Halloween Karen! (loved the photos of your daughter and your cat from yesterday).
1. Monster Mash or Ghostbusters? Mash, all the way.
2. If you were in a horror film and went down into a dark basement with just a flashlight, would you survive? My husband was teasing me that you don’t see horror movies set in the South. Picture a girl in a spooky house. From the kitchen, the sound of banjo music. Girl: “Jeb – is that you?” as she enters the kitchen. (I lived in the south for 18 years when I was younger.)
3. Removing the stringy guts from a pumpkin: fun or totally disgusting? I wouldn’t call it “fun” but it’s not disgusting.
4. Fruit-flavored candy or chocolate Halloween candy? Snickers!
5. Have you ever smashed (or stolen) someone else’s jack-o-lantern? No,
6. What’s something that’s surprised you about Halloween? Kids love it just as much as I did 50+ years ago.
7. Would you rather wear a sexy clown or a scary clown costume? Is there really such a thing as a “sexy clown” 🙂 Seriously, the shoes!
8. Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes or no? I’ll pass.
Happy Halloween 🎃!!!
1. Monster Mash or Ghostbusters? Ghostbusters 👻
2. If you were in a horror film and went down into a dark basement with just a flashlight, would you survive? I feel like I would survive…Rule #1 DON’T go in the dark basement🤣
3. Removing the stringy guts from a pumpkin: fun or totally disgusting? Meh…I prefer plug in pumpkins
4. Fruit-flavored candy or chocolate Halloween candy? CHOCOLATE🍫
5. Have you ever smashed (or stolen) someone else’s jack-o-lantern? Never
6. What’s something that’s surprised you about Halloween? All of the people who hate dressing up….I love it
7. Would you rather wear a sexy clown or a scary clown costume? Scary
8. Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes or no? Yes
1. Monster Mash or Ghostbusters?
Monster Mash – cute song.
2. If you were in a horror film and went down into a dark basement with just a flashlight, would you survive?
I doubt it – when I watch scary movies or dystopian survival movies, I think, “Wow, I probably wouldn’t last long!”
3. Removing the stringy guts from a pumpkin: fun or totally disgusting?
Fun!
4. Fruit-flavored candy or chocolate Halloween candy?
Both – give me all the sugar!
5. Have you ever smashed (or stolen) someone else’s jack-o-lantern?
Nope – I’ve never been a trouble maker!
6. What’s something that’s surprised you about Halloween?
How busy my street is with trick-or-treaters! Don’t get me wrong, I love it, but my section of the street/town has become the unofficial Halloween spot!
7. Would you rather wear a sexy clown or a scary clown costume?
Nowadays – scary clown!
8. Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes or no?
Yes – they are so tasty and healthy for you!
Have a Happy Halloween everyone!
1. Monster Mash or Ghostbusters? Ghostbusters
2. If you were in a horror film and went down into a dark basement with just a flashlight, would you survive? I’d like to think so. In college I split a guy’s head open, swinging a three D-cell Mag lite flashlight at him. That’s what he gets for jumping out from behind a bush at me.
3. Removing the stringy guts from a pumpkin: fun or totally disgusting? Not fun, but not totally disgusting either.
4. Fruit-flavored candy or chocolate Halloween candy? Chocolate. Snickers!!! Unless it’s Haribo Gummi Bears or Mango Gummies from Hawaii.
5. Have you ever smashed (or stolen) someone else’s jack-o-lantern? No. That’s just down right rude.
6. What’s something that’s surprised you about Halloween? Not much
7. Would you rather wear a sexy clown or a scary clown costume? Scary. Nothing sexy about being over the hill.
8. Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes or no? No.
1. Monster Mash or Ghostbusters? Ghostbusters!
2. If you were in a horror film and went down into a dark basement with just a flashlight, would you survive? I’d like to think so, but probably not, lol.
3. Removing the stringy guts from a pumpkin: fun or totally disgusting? Fun but gross.
4. Fruit-flavored candy or chocolate Halloween candy? Normally I’d say fruit, but I just had 3 pieces of chocolate, so both?
5. Have you ever smashed (or stolen) someone else’s jack-o-lantern? No, but we’ve had ours smashed in before.
6. What’s something that’s surprised you about Halloween? It doesn’t seem as big this year. Trunk or treating seems to be popular. Overall it’s not as big as when I was younger.
7. Would you rather wear a sexy clown or a scary clown costume? Scary
8. Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes or no? Not for me
1. Monster Mash or Ghostbusters? Monster Mash! It takes me back to the early 1960’s to a junior high school Halloween dance. We did the mash. It was a real dance.
2. If you were in a horror film and went down into a dark basement with just a flashlight, would you survive? Yep! I’d fight whatever was down there tooth and nail and then I’d (victoriously!) claw my way back up the stairs—bloodied perhaps, but not beaten. No wimps in my family! Lol
3. Removing the stringy guts from a pumpkin: fun or totally disgusting? It’s not a big deal. I don’t like the smell of pumpkin, but I can handle it once a year because I love pumpkin carving.
4. Fruit-flavored candy or chocolate Halloween candy? Give me chocolate. I totally agree about the Snickers. It wouldn’t be Halloween without them.
5. Have you ever smashed (or stolen) someone else’s jack-o-lantern? No, that’s terrible behavior.
6. What’s something that’s surprised you about Halloween? In our area, most of the adults who accompany their kids are also in costume. At my house, anyone who is in a costume gets some treats.
7. Would you rather wear a sexy clown or a scary clown costume? Sexy clown?!? Is there such a thing? I’ve always thought clowns were a bit creepy and scary.
8. Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes or no? I think they’re over-hyped, but roasting them at home is a fun thing to do with little kids—once! Lol
1. Monster Mash or Ghostbusters?
Ghostbusters, Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig version.
2. If you were in a horror film and went down into a dark basement with just a flashlight, would you survive?
Yes. I would be in the “false alarm” scene where the scary music builds and builds and then a nervous cat dashes out.
3. Removing the stringy guts from a pumpkin: fun or totally disgusting?
I’ve never actually done it, but it sounds gross.
4. Fruit-flavored candy or chocolate Halloween candy?
Chocolate, always.
5. Have you ever smashed (or stolen) someone else’s jack-o-lantern?
No, that would make me sad. I love the pumpkins.
6. What’s something that’s surprised you about Halloween?
This year? That it’s been overshadowed by Sports Stuff.
7. Would you rather wear a sexy clown or a scary clown costume?
Ugh. Clowns.
I guess sexy clown because everyone could use a laugh.
8. Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes or no?
Yes please.
1. Monster Mash or Ghostbusters? I really love both so much, but The Mash, because in 8th grade, me and some friends did a lip sync dance to it in our school’s talent show, won first place! (Also, it’s “Graveyard Smash).
2. If you were in a horror film and went down into a dark basement with just a flashlight, would you survive? Nope. Not even for a full minute. I’d be the first one eaten/stabbed/trapped. I’m okay with this.
3. Removing the stringy guts from a pumpkin: fun or totally disgusting? Kinda both.
4. Fruit-flavored candy or chocolate Halloween candy? Chocolate all the way! I bought a ton of Halloween candy, and I kept buying chocolate until my 16 year old said, “mom, kids go crazy for Dum Dums and Ring Pops”. So I got some of those too.
5. Have you ever smashed (or stolen) someone else’s jack-o-lantern? No. That’s mean.
6. What’s something that’s surprised you about Halloween? I recently moved to Michigan and I was surprised that not a lot of people decorated their houses, but I live in the popular neighborhood for trick or treating and we had a ton of kids come around.
7. Would you rather wear a sexy clown or a scary clown costume? Scary. I’m not a sexy costume person.
8. Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes or no? Nah, they’re fine, just not life changing.
1. Monster Mash or Ghostbusters? Ghostbusters!
2. If you were in a horror film and went down into a dark basement with just a flashlight, would you survive? I would never have gone down to that dark basement to begin with! I’d run out the door so fast it would make someone’s head spin!!!
3. Removing the stringy guts from a pumpkin: fun or totally disgusting? No issues with it. It is only a pumpkin! LOL
4. Fruit-flavored candy or chocolate Halloween candy? Chocolate all the way!!! Every single day!
5. Have you ever smashed (or stolen) someone else’s jack-o-lantern? Never! But someone rolled mine down the hill once!
6. What’s something that’s surprised you about Halloween? That retailers display Halloween decor the end of Summer
7. Would you rather wear a sexy clown or a scary clown costume? Scary clown!
8. Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes or no? Yes, love them
1. Monster Mash or Ghostbusters?
Ghostbusters!
2. If you were in a horror film and went down into a dark basement with just a flashlight, would you survive?
Yes, but I would be traumatized for life. I feel sick even thinking about it.
3. Removing the stringy guts from a pumpkin: fun or totally disgusting?
Neither. It is just another task.
4. Fruit-flavored candy or chocolate Halloween candy?
Fruit-flavored all the way.
5. Have you ever smashed (or stolen) someone else’s jack-o-lantern?
Never. I was a good kid and I would be really mad at my children if they did something like that.
6. What’s something that’s surprised you about Halloween?
How big of a deal it has become in the last five years in Germany. We never had it and all of a sudden it is the busiest night of the year on the streets!
7. Would you rather wear a sexy clown or a scary clown costume?
Scary. Nothing about a clown is sexy to me. Although I dressed up as Harley Quinn this year, which (I know is a stretch) would probably belong to sexy clown.
8. Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes or no?
I dont mind them, but I don’t get the hype either.