Hi, cuties! My migraine’s mostly gone. Last night was rough, but I feel so much better now. Maybe it was the headache, but I had a string of messed-up makeup dreams last night.
This morning, I couldn’t think of a better way to share my dreams with you than with a good ole’ fashioned YOU MUST CHOOSE!
Messed-up Makeup Dream #1
It’s your wedding day. You’re forced to either attend the ceremony and reception wearing 1) pirate-themed booty shorts or 2) absolutely no makeup whatsoever. YOU MUST CHOOSE!
Messed-up Makeup Dream #2
The makeup gods threaten to vanquish your entire makeup collection (brushes too!) unless you make out for three hours with 1) Bret Michaels or 2) Flava Flav. And, yup, you have to use tongue. YOU MUST CHOOSE!
Messed-up Makeup Dream #3
Your celebrity boyfriend, (insert name *here*), announces that he’s taking you on a romantic weekend getaway to the south of France, but weight restrictions on his private jet limit the amount of makeup you can bring with you to seven items (including brushes)! Which seven items will you bring? YOU MUST CHOOSE!
Aren’t you glad it’s Friday? I sure am. I’m off to the mall this morning to get my mum a little Mother’s Day present. I’m thinking yoga pants because she likes doing yoga over at the senior center (aww!).
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
Messed-Up Makeup Dream #1:
Um, no makeup
Messed-Up Makeup Dream #2:
I’d rather cut off my tongue
Messed-Up Makeup Dream #3:
Since Matt Damon insists on a romantic getaway together and the plane can only allow for 7 items, I will have to choose:
1. My Estee Lauder Foundation
2. Bobbi Brown Concelear
3. Painterly Paint Pot
4. Clinique Mascara
5. Sphora Angled Blush Brus
6. Nars Orgasm Blush
7. MAC Hey, Sailor Lustreglass
Dream 1…no make up..I’ll just have them take some really far away pictures..and get some nice pictures professionally done after…there are no hiding the booty shorts!!
Dream 2. Brett..he may be dirty but Flav..ugh..I just don’t have any words for that man..nasty!!
Dream 3. My seven things would be 1. Carmex, 2. L’oreal Telescopic Mascara, 3. Sally Hansen Brozer-Havana Glow Medium, 4. M.A.C.-Lipglass Viva Glam VI SE, 5. Kiss My Face-tinted moisturizer-in natural 6. Milani Eye Shadow Quads-Earthy Delights 7. Bobbi Brown Concealer – in honey The first two were so easy compared to this..I rewrote this a few times and it’s still not right..lol
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OOH Karen. Friday fun day… good post… ok
YMC1 – no makeup whatsoever. I could rock it.
YMC2 – Bret M. For real. I mean at least he’s not horribly unattractive. Flav looks like a crackhead.
YMC3 – This one is difficult. I’m going with:
Stila Illuminating Tinted Moisturizer w/ SPF 15 Shade 1
Lancome 4 Romance quad
A double ended eyeshadow brush that I got from CVS – http://www.cvs.com/CVSApp/cvs/gateway/detail?prodid=405873&previousURI=/CVSApp/cvs/gateway/search?ActiveCat=499^Query=essence+of+beauty+brush
My flat eyeliner brush
NARS Sin/Casino Duo
Estee Lauder Shimmering Powder Pearls
Blusher Brush – I will wipe on tissue and reuse with highlight powder and casino bronzer
I know it’s kinda cheating to bring a quad and a duo…but hey… it’s only 7 individual items from my makeup case 🙂
OOH nevermind the Estee Lauder Powder Pearls. I forgot Mascara 🙁 How did I do that…okay ummm let’s take the Max Factor 2000 calorie mascara in black instead.
1. no make up
2. Bret Michaels
3. heres my list–
1. rimmel natural bronzer
2. MAC Shy Beauty BPB
3. Estee Lauder mascara
4. Totally it lipglass
5. Smashbox e/s quad (neutrals)
6. Too Faced kabuki
7. Target smudge brush for eyes
1. No make-up! (But those booty shorts are awfully cute!)
2. Blergh! I would also have to go with Bret Michaels. (Can’t I pick Tila Tequila?)
3. What I’d bring to France:
– Benefit “You Rebel Lite” tinted moisturizer with SPF
– Fresh SuperNova mascara
– Tarte cheekstain in “Flush”
– Benefit eyeliner pencil in “Sable”
– MAC Strobe Kiss tinted lip conditioner with SPF
– Fresh lipgloss in “Sugar Flirt”
– DuWop Brow Wow kit in “Light”
LOL! ummm. let’s see.
1) argh! just to be different I’ll brave the shorts, and make it a whole pirate wedding, haha. I’ll admit I’ve got the legs for short shorts. 🙂
2) ew. that’s all. ewwwwww. but I guess Bret. blech.
3) ok-
1. becca TM
2. concealor
3. eyelash curler
4. black mascara
5. nars orgasm blush
6. mac 129 brush
7. chanel candy glow lipgloss!
and, aw, yoga pants for you mom, that sounds so cute.
hahah This is hilarious.
1. I’d choose the pirate booty shorts and just have the photographer take waist up shots.haha
2. Definitely Bret Michaels. Flavor Flav gives me the willies!
3. My boyfriend: Daniel Craig. He’s ranked #1 on my Imaginary Boyfriends List.
I’d bring…
-Black eyeliner.
-Bad Gal Lash
-Laura Gellar bronze and brighten (this one can be used many ways, yessss.)
-Tinted Moisturizer
-My big BE puffy brush.
-Eyeshadow brush.
-BE Amber buxom lip gloss.
Boy that was harder then I thought!!haha It’s like makeup death match.
Enjoy the mall! I wish I could get out… but we are in a flood watch and my little car is not so good in overflowing streams.haha
1. I am so in for the Pirate booty shorts. I love pirates, and who doesn’t love booty?
2. I think i’d have to pick Bret Michaels by default, Flav is just too weird.
3. OK I can do this….
1. Diorshow mascara
2. Black eyeliner
3. Stila Illuminating tinted moisturizer
4. Stila Convertible color in Lillium
5. Aquaphor!
6. Covergirl clean pressed powder
7. Urban Decay shadow in Stray Dog
#1: No makeup!
#2: Ewww, that’s a nightmare, not a dream. I would wake up immediately in cold sweat!
#3: I don’t know who my celebrity crush is anymore. Those I used to fancy are now (a) old, (b) already married, and/or (c) have kids. Although Brad Pitt is still quite sizzle though, with 4 kids and 2 on the way.
The seven makeup items included in the escapade are:
-Silk Naturals mineral foundation
-Everyday Minerals concealer in Sunlight for those undereye circles
-EM silk dust
-Trusted Sonia flat top brush to apply all of the above
-Trusted Victoria’s Secret traveling palette with all the eyeshadows and highlighters I need 😉 This awesome palette also has a double-ended brush!
-L’Oreal Voluminous mascara
-A pink lipstick that can double as a cheek stain/eyeshadow
Then I would whine and whine on why he didn’t take out some of his clothes so that I could bring some couple more brushes (hello MAC 219, 239, 266, 217!) After all, it were a vacation and he needn’t wear too much clothes, right?
1. no makeup
2. EWW NASTY!!
3. this one is hard…
– Bare Escentuals Bare Minerals Foundation
– MAC bronze eyeshadow
– NARS lipgloss in risky business
– dior diorshow mascara
– guerlain eyeshadow quad in the smokey greens
– MAC eyeliner kohl in phone number
– urban decay deluxe eyeshadow in underground
#1. Ok, I’m going to go with the pirate shorts. Because A) Pirates are awesome, B) Can’t I still wear a dress OVER it? And C) My love and I could be married by the swarthy captain of a ship! (Ala POTC: At World’s End! Minus the death part, of course!)
#2. BRETT. Seriously. I’m not losing my makeup, and I am not TOUCHING Flav. But I better get some extra makeup outta the deal, and I don’t mean the rub off of his super eyeliner!
#3. 1- Bare Escentuals Foundation in Fairly Light
2- Bare Escentuals Foundation Brush
3- Bare Escentuals Full Coverage concealer brush
4- Mac Paint Pot in Painterly
5- Stila shadow quad from the Landing Gear set
6- Mac Plushlash in PlushBlack
7- Mac Beauty Powder Blush in Eversun
OMG, look at me with all those neutrals!?!!? (The Stila kit is all browns, a light cream, a chai light brown, a warm coffee-with-creamer brown, and a dark rich coffee brown.) The kit is just so damned versatile, and Eversun is both a bronzer and a blush for me. *sigh* What can I do? 😀
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Ya’ll make me laugh!!! I love it!
And isn’t it funny how it’s REALLY hard to choose those seven products? In my dream I was a hot mess trying to figure out what I was going to bring.
Anyway here’s mine:
Dream No 1:
No makeup. Then I’d ask the photog to use a soft-focus lens for all my close ups!
Dream No 2:
BLECH to both, but at least with Bret Michaels I could take off that bandana to see what’s underneath.
Dream No 2:
OMG C. BALE I HEART YOU! Now that’s out of the way I can proceed.
1. MAC Concrete Eyeshadow for les eyebrows
2. MAC 266 brush
3. Shu Uemura Curler
4. Shu Uemura Precise Volume Waterproof mascara
5. Concealer – prolly MAC Select Moisturecover in NW 25, cause I’ll prolly get a tan during vacay
6. Chanel Glossimer in Gazelle
7. Laura Mercier loose powder
Hi Tuprnut,
Which Estee Lauder foundation do you have?
Hi Tammy,
LOL, yeah, there is indeed NO HIDING in the booty shorts! Can you imagine everybody staring at your bum while standing at the alter?
I’m on a bronzer kick – what do you like about that Sally Hansen bronzer? I’m thinking I might need to get it.
Hi Megan,
OMG! I want that double ended brush!!!
You are *so tricky* with your quad, young lady!
Hi Grace,
Yay! I love Shy Beauty, too. Which Estee mascara do you use?
Hi Jeanne,
LOL, no you can’t pick Tila! (I so got sucked into an episode of that the other night…)
Hi Amanda,
Work those shorts, girl! I think a pirate wedding would be kinda fun. I would show up wearing MAC Parrot on my eyes and I’d also sport a real live parrot on my shoulder!
And a big YAY to the Candy Glow!
Hi Bridget,
A flood watch seems quite scary (scarier than the thought of swapping spit with Flav, even). I hope things are okay…
Hi Erin,
And big yay for a girl who is down for pirates and booty! 😉 Oh – and I love Aquaphor, too!
Hi Dao,
Gotta have the multi-tasking flat top! 😉
Hi Alexa,
LOL, what, no love for either Flav or Bret?
That Guerlain quad sounds pretty!
Dream#1. No Makeup, although the booty shorts might be cute, haha!
Dream#2: Bret of course!
Dream #3:
1. Bobbi Brown Foundation Stick in Honey
2. MAC Bootblack liquid Liner
3. MAC Selectcover concealer
4. MAC Mineralized Skinfinish in Medium Dark
5. MAC lipglass in Soft & Slow
6. MAC 187 Brush
7. Bobbi Brown Rose Shimmer Brich
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I love this post! Here are my answers…
Dream #1: absolutely no makeup whatsoever (hey, at least I’d still have on the fancy dress!)
Dream #2: I GUESS Bret Michaels. I just can’t see myself making out with Flava Flav!
Dream #3:
Estee Lauder Re-Nutriv Ultimate Youth Creme
Stila Lip Glaze in Starfruit
Smith’s Rosebud Lip Salve
Bobbi Brown Bronze Shimmer Brick Compact
Smashbox eyeshadow brush
M.A.C Eye Pencil in Coffee
Dior Diorshow Mascara in Black
That was fun! 🙂 Have a great weekend!
1] BOOTY SHORTS! Haha, I would look much better in booty shorts than with no makeup on!
2] Brett, Flavor Flav is gag-worthy!
3]
Everyday Minerals Foundation
Everyday Minerals Concealer
Everyday Minerals Foundation Brush
Loreal Telescopic Mascara in Black
MAC Technakohl Eyeliner in Blackgraph
MAC Amber Lights Eyeshadow
NARS Deep Throat Blush
[That’s hard!!]
NVM, screw the concealer, I need Bare Escentuals Buxom Lips in Amber!!
Dream #1: No makeup. I’d have my photos touched up afterward.
Dream #2: Ugh. I guess Brett Michaels.
Dream #3: David Beckham, if he wasn’t married. For that matter, if I wasn’t married.
Products:
Clinique City Block
MAC Studio Fix
MAC paint pot in Painterly
MAC eyeliner in Stubborn Brown
eyelash curler
Max Factor Lash Perfection in Navy Blue
Vincent Longo lip balm in Amarosa
Wow, that was tough! Have a great weekend Karen!
1. No makeup (but dang, that’s a toughie!) Maybe I’d do yoga or something beforehand to get some kind of glow!
2. I cannot and will not pick either of those two!
3. Me and Al Horford (plays for the Atlanta Hawks) on a romantic getaway, huh? Yum…
I’d bring:
-Rosebud Balm Lip Salve
-Carole’s Daughter Shea Souffle in “Groove”
-bright coral nail polish
-MAC bronzer
-Victoria’s Secret Perfume in Desire (i think that’s the one i like)
-Victoria’s Secret lip gloss in Cherry Bomb
-L’Oreal Voluminous Mascara
oh, yeah, hopefully we go someplace warm…that’s definitely the summer version!
1. pirate pants for certain! I would do such a good job of hair and makeup that you wouldn’t even notice what im wearing!
2. Flav – at least it looks like he bathes!!
3. This is the hardest ive currently got a really weird crush on Russel Brand (not sure if he is known in the states) soo not my type to look at but he has something about him!
And 7 pieces of makeup is impossible for a holiday!! I would take my 7 essentials and then arrange for the rest to be secretly shipped over to me!! But my 7 most important are:
1. Chanel teint innocence compact foundation
2. MAC blotting powder
3. Chanel Bronze Universelle
4. Chanel petit pinceau
5. NARs blush in Orgasm
6. Yves saint laurent faux cils mascara
7. Mac viva glam lipgloss (the ltd edition charity one)
but that is just not enough, i still have nothing for my brows or lids and will have to apply blush with my fingers!!
1) Booty Shorts BABY!! I’m known for my cute tush so why not?! Would it be cheating to have it under my wedding gown…….either way I’m goooood ; )~
2)Oh god! This is so gross. Brett, even though he wears more make up than me & probably tastes like mayo! I don’t even want 2 imagine what Flav tastes like! Ewww!!!
3)Now this is a cruel dream baby! But here it goes…
1)Face Atelier Foundation (makes me flawless)
2)Kevyn Aucoin Sensual Skin Enhancer( highly pigmented concealer, looks like healthy skin, luv it)
3)Nars Loose Powder ( So gorgeous & natural)
4)Dior Show mascara in black
5)Nars artist palette #9941 ( includes 4 eyeshadows like night clubbing which double’s as a eyeliner, 4 lipsticks like Dolce Vida, 2 Multiples like Malibu. Yes, I’m sneaky but the case is thin & easy
6) La Femme blush in Dusty Rose (Can you say GORGEOUS GLOW, perfect for any look, my fav)
7)Retractable blush/powder brush, I’m a svengali at using my fingers 4 everything else ; )~
Ha ha! Glad you’re back on your feet, girl!
1) I do. Arrrr! Totally the pirate shorts with a veil and makeup to match (although I think I would take advantage of the broad belt option)! 😉
2) Um, by “vanquish” do you mean it all goes and then I can replace it? But I think I would go without makeup for the rest of my life before making out with Flav! Eeeeeeew!
3) Hmmm, only seven? I can do this! Does sunscreen and skincare count as makeup? Hmmmm.
1. Shiseido SPF 55 (just in case)
2. Chanel Teint Innocence foundation (Gentle Ivory)
3. Guerlain bronzer (Orient Sun)
4. Chanel eyeshadow quad (Winter Nights)
5. Tarte Lights Camera Lashes mascara (black)
6. Chanel Rouge Hydrabase lipstick (Shanghai Red*)
* This shade is AMAZING! It can layer on lightly for a fuchsia stain or heavily for a deep siren red!
7. MAC Fafi lipglass (Sugar Trance)
And if I get the sunscreen for free, I’ll add my eyelash comb! 😀
AHAHA. I love these 😀
#1) I’m going to have to go with a nakie face. Photoshop is a wonderful thing 😉
#2) Brett Michaels. I don’t think I would like the FLAVA of gold teeth.
#3) I think the bigger question would be WHAT celeb boyfriend would be taking me on this trip 😉
-MUFE Full Cover
-MAC Smoking Eyes quad (because it’s the best. quad. ever.)
-MAC 266 (double duty for brows and liner)
-Maybelline Full ‘n’ Soft mascara
-Some sort of lip balm. I assume lots of smooches will be happening.
-Jordana Tawny Beige blush
-Mints? Mints? Do they count? To go along with the smooching? ;D
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1)booty shorts- the freak out factor is totally worth it plus my mom would totally get into the whole pirate thing. Lot’s of skulls and “until death do us part” stuff! Rockin!
2)Bret. Sorry but Flav is annoying and too skinny.
3)In the case that Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) or Rob Bourdon (Linkin Park drummer) does fly me away somewhere I would take
-Fafi eye quad 1
-mineralize skinfinish natural powder
-MAC 216 brush (it’s that real skinny eye brush)
-Bourjois Coupe de theatre mascara
-Smith’s Strawberry Lip salve
-MAC Craving lipstick (doubles as blush)
-MAC Fluidline in Blacktrack
Karen this was a real brain twister but it was fun! Have a great weekend and I hope the migraine goes away real fast!!
Messed up make-up dream #1
I would do no make-up, because whatever I would wear would make-up for my face.
Messed up make-up dream #2
I would make-our with Bret, God Flava Flav disgusts me, ugh. Bret Michaels ain’t any better but damn, he’s better than Flav. Ugh, I just cringed, and felt instantly nauseated. But, anything for make-up then again.. ugh
Messed up make-up dream #3
Alright just because Brad (Brad Pitt!) said seven, here goes:
*M.A.C Studio Fix
*M.A.C Brow Set
*M.A.C Fluidline in Blacktrack
*M.A.C 266 Angled Brush (which would double up into a brow brush)
*M.A.C Tinted Lip Conditioner
*M.A.C So Ceylon MSF (bronzer/blush)
*M.A.C Beige-ing Shadestick
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1. no makeup, maybe people won’t notice…haha or commend me on my bravery!
2. ewwww..bret m.
seven items:
1. shu uemura precise volume mascara
2. anna sui brown eyeliner
3. bare escentuals eyeshadow (part of the smokey v kit)
4. another pot of bare eyeshadow (also part of smokey v kit ..they work so good!)
5. bare smokey eye v brush
6. shu uemura eyelash curler (i almost forgot!)
7. bare minerals prime time eye primer
fun post(: have a great weekend, and mother likes the yoga pants! hawaii just opened up a new yoga store in the NEW part of ala moana, called lulumon athletica. so cute!
1. No make up I would just get a hell of a lot of facials before hand so my skin game would be up to parr
2. Bret M. would win! Flav looks like he ain’t seen a tooth brush since his days with Public Enemy
3. Jason Campbell would be my date (Redskins Quarterback and oh so fine)
I would need
1. Bare Minerals in Dark
2. MAC Sweet as Cocoa Blush
3. Mineral Veil Tinted
4. Smashbox Afterglow lip gloss
5. Baby Buki brush
6. Toasted Brown eye slicks by Mary Kay
7. Chapstick
I use Estee Lauder’s Equalizer foundation. It works pretty well!
1. No makeup!
2. Bret Michaels, definitely!
3. Well, my date would be Paul Walker *swoon* & I’d bring the following seven products:
1. MAC Hyper Real Foundation
2. MAC Mineralized Skin Finish Powder
3. MAC Mineralized Powder in “Warmed” (from the N collection)
4. MAC blush in “Raizin”
5. MAC Shadestick in “Sharkskin”
6. Cover Girl LashBlast mascara in black
7. Lise Watier black glitter eyeliner
1. barefaced
2. Bret Michaels
3.Celebrity crush is Jonathan Rhys Myers
*Benefit PocketPal (can be used for cheek & lip color)
*MAC Bare Study Paint Pot (give an eye a shimmery subtle look and can use it as a high light on cheeks)
*DiorShow Mascara (no need for a curler with this baby)
*Bobbi Brown Luminous Foundation
*MAC Stipple #187 brush
*Smith’s Rosebud Salve (lips will be chapped from making out with Jack Sparrow)
* MAC Wipes
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ETA: I firs had picked Johnny Depp (hence the Jack Sparrow comment) but changed it to Jonathan RHys Myers
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Those are mean! :p
1: No make-up. Booty shorts are awful, especially for me!
2: Can I just say disgusting? Apart from the fact that they make me gag I would go for Brett as I am curious about the bandana thing as well.
3: As my current celeb boyfriend Jackson Rathbone has invited me to enjoy the sun with him in southern France I’ll have to bring:
– Shu eyelash curler
– Chanel inimitable waterproof mascara in noir
– Chanel garden party quad
– MAC paintpot in Bare Study
– Diorflash concealer
– MAC Technakohl in earthline
– Stila Icon e/s (gotta have my icon… lol)
For some things I love it that I don’t wear foundation 🙂
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eek, I got the technakohl wrong, I meant photogravure
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#1- Booty shorts!!! Pirates rule and everyone loves some booty! Besides, I look horrible without ANY makeup.
#2- Wow. I guess Brett, for obvious reasons.
#3- I have no idea who the celebrity date would be…can’t say any come to mind right now. But here’s what I’d bring.
1. MAC Studio Fix Fluid foundation
2. MAC Select Cover concealer
3. MAC Select Sheer Pressed Powder
4. MAC blush in Well Dressed (perfect pink!)
5. MAC pigment in Vanilla (I can use it as a highlighter and lightly on my lid- 2 in 1!
6. Cover Girl Lashblast mascara
7. MAC Dazzleglass in Like Venus (beautiful!)
I wouldn’t even bring brushes…sometimes, fingers make pretty awesome tools!
I love that the color is buildable and last all day..it’s a little light when u first apply, but all you have to do is add more for a bolder tan..most bronzers I’ve tried are too dark or too glittery..this one isn’t..
1. No Makeup
2. I guess Bret…rather not either.
3. Oh, darn. Umm….
bronzer (any bronzer)
My holy grail AoDie mascara
Avon Glazewear Peach Fizz
Maybelline Shinylicious Grape-full
eyelash curler!!!
That’s all I really need, but since I can bring seven I’ll also bring my Avon Slick Tint Glossy Rose and my NYC liquid liner.
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1. Pirate shorts.
2. Brett (whilst wearing pirate shorts) HIIYOOOO!
3.
* Lancome Photogenic concealer
* Estee Lauder Double wear powder foundation (it comes with a sponge)
* Clinique eyebrow powder (it comes with little angled brushes)
* Lancome Le Stylo eyeliner in Cafe
* Lancome Fatale mascara
* Lancome blush in Miel Glace (it comes with a brush)
* Mac lipglass in Prrr
Word.