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Someone left the house intending to go grocery shopping this afternoon, only that someone then got sidetracked on the road somewhere near the Novato movie theaters. Then, that someone — I’m not naming any names here; we don’t judge — went to go see The Hunger Games for the second time.

Wow, I like movies, don’t I? I see a lot of movies. Some of them even twice! 🙂

Actually, this was the first movie I’ve seen twice at the theaters in years. I can’t even remember the last one.

In other news, Mad Men! I did end up doing my grocery shopping after the movie, and as soon as I change into my jammies and whip up something quick to eat, I’m gonna watch the season premiere.

It’s weird. Mad Men has been on hiatus for 17 months. That’s what I read somewhere. Dang, that’s a long time. 17 months? The actors have to look a little different after that much time.

Tabs is in charge of the remote tonight, so I better go prepare his gravy. He had a pretty busy week of kitty modeling. He worked with China Glaze, Illamasqua, MAC, Rouge Bunny Rouge (actually, an affiliate of theirs) and Urban Decay.

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What would you do if your cat came up to you and asked, “Meow?” As in, “Will you take me to go see The Hunger Games this Thursday at midnight?”

Will I!? Hells yeah! When Tabs asked me earlier today, I jumped for joy! I’ve been waiting for someone to ask me. Just so happens it was my cat. 🙂

So I’m gonna try to get us midnight tickets for two…

I don’t know, though. Tabs is prone to flaking out on things at the last minute, but I figure if he bails on me I’ll just ask El Hub instead.

This was a pretty slowish kitty modeling week for Tabs. He only worked a few days because he’s been trying to concentrate on his memoirs (he’s lived a lot for a 6-year-old), but he still had shoots for Dior, Dolce & Gabbana, China Glaze, Buxom and Sunday Riley (their new offshoot brand for cats).

Hmm… Let me know of any products you think Tabs should promote in a future Sundays with Tabs, and I’ll contact the company’s people to try to get it done.

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Okay, my boss walked in on me the other day when I was using the restroom.

Yup! I thought I was the only one in the office, so I guess I neglected to make sure the door was completely shut. So there I was, ya know, sitting down…concentrating. You know. And then I hear this scratching sound coming from the other side of the door.

Couple seconds later, the door pushes open a few inches and you-know-who pokes his little head in with an expression like, “Oh, hai!”

I’m completely mortified. My eyes must have doubled in size, and I’m too aghast to speak.

So in strolls Tabs, doopdadoo, and he has a seat on the floor directly in front of me, watching me like I’m reality television.

“Uh…” I say. “Private party here. You’re not invited.”

Apparently, my petting performance and/or gravy preparation that morning was subpar, and he wanted to get my attention.

Mission. Accomplished.

LOL! 🙂 Word to the wise: If you rent a room from your feline employer, make sure you always close the bathroom door.

Oh, before you go, you might want to check out the latest pics from Tabs’ portfolio of kitty modeling jobs. I think he had a pretty good week.

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