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Tabs was inspired by my recent Nordstrom Personal Stylist visit and demanded asked that I pull some outfits for his upcoming trip to Paris.

He wants to freshen his spring wardrobe with some new accessories and described the look he’s going for as “elegant and edgy” (his words).

I dug around and came up with a few possibilities, but I’m having trouble narrowing them down. Because this is Tabs we’re talking about here (one word: diva), I only want to suggest the cream of the crop. Which of these ensembles do you think suits Tabs the best?

Who is Tabs the Cat? About three years ago I befriended a stray, flea-bitten tabby cat with a bad case of worms. I could see he’d fallen on hard times, but his profound knowledge of high fashion and department store cosmetics led me to believe that he was more than meets the eye. We became fast friends, and now he’s actually my boss (and a successful kitty model). 🙂

1. Shark Cat Sweater

$34, available now online at the YouthDiaspora Etsy shop.

2. Strawberry Beret and White Round Collar with Bow Tie

$20 for the beret and $17 for the bow tie, available now online at the CatAtelier Etsy shop.

3. Devil Hat

$30, available now online at the xmoonbloom Etsy shop.

4. Skulls ‘n’ Roses Tie

$9, available now online at the SnoopCattyCatt Etsy shop.

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Tabs spent the better part of the day today soaking up some rays outside because he has a big shoot coming up next week in Seattle for Lululemon and wanted to get his tan on before he goes.

Being a top international kitty model, he’s always paying attention to things like that. If you ask him, it’s that attention to detail that keeps the phone ringing with new offers. He says the photographers know he takes his job seriously, and they respect him for it. Overcast in Seattle? No problem. Tabs got a tan before the shoot.

He was pretty busy again this week doing modeling jobs with MAC, Urban Decay, China Glaze, Jemma Kidd and Bumble & Bumble. Here are the latest pics from his portfolio…

Who is Tabs the Cat? About three years ago I befriended a stray, flea-bitten tabby cat with a bad case of worms. I could see he’d fallen on hard times, but his profound knowledge of high fashion and department store cosmetics led me to believe that he was more than meets the eye. We became fast friends, and now he’s actually my boss (and a successful kitty model). 🙂

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Dear Diary,

Lately, I’ve been thinking more and more about my next career moves. Being an international runway/print model’s been a great gig, but let’s be real — looks have a limited shelf life.

I suppose if I get really desperate I could always launch a celebrity fragrance, but seriously, that’s so played out. And, truth be told, I’d miss being in front of a live audience.

So, in an effort to prepare myself for the inevitable, I’ve been developing one of my hidden talents — singing.

I’ve been secretly taking voice lessons from Celine and Mariah, and last month I even did a 12-city tour of small clubs across the country. Nothing elaborate, just some jazz standards and a live three-piece cat band, but the performances were met with a lot of positive response.

Next month I’m heading into the studio to lay down some tracks. We’ll see where it goes. Shoot, if Gwyneth can do it…

I remain cautiously optimistic.

In other news, since it’s officially spring, I’ve decided to update my wardrobe.
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As Tabs’ assistant, I oversee his vast holdings in Novato, California, and as you can probably imagine, a successful kitty model can accumulate a lot of stuff. Right now his assets include one 7-foot cat tower, a small scratching post, a stimulating laser toy, a pair of wool socks, three cardboard boxes, an iPhone, 24 assorted cans of Fancy Feast in gravy (tuna, salmon, turkey and ocean whitefish), and more makeup and beauty products than I can possibly list.

It’s not unusual for Tabs to ask me for an accounting of his assets, but today he also asked me to move some of them (12 cans of Fancy Feast) into the garage, which he called “safer” than keeping everything in one place, and I can’t argue with that.

Here are the latest pics from Tabs’ portfolio. This week he worked with Benefit, Make Up For Ever, Dior, Guerlain and a subsidiary of Bite Beauty called — wait for it — Cat Bite Beauty, a Sephora exclusive. 🙂

Who is Tabs the Cat? About three years ago I befriended a stray, flea-bitten tabby cat with a bad case of worms. I could see he’d fallen on hard times, but his profound knowledge of high fashion and department store cosmetics led me to believe that he was more than meets the eye. We became fast friends, and now he’s actually my boss (and a successful kitty model).

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It’s weird, but in the kitty modeling world, right after the Academy Awards, there’s always a lull that lasts about a week. Apparently, after all of the red carpet coverage and after parties, many of the top photographers in the biz take a few days off to recoup. It makes sense, I guess. But things are starting to pick up again, and Tabs had a few new jobs this week.

As a matter of fact, here’s a look at his portfolio of recent work. Oh — and if you think of any cool campaigns you think he should do, let him know in the comments. There’s a lot of competition out there, but he can pretty much get any job that he wants. 🙂

Who is Tabs the Cat? About three years ago I befriended a stray, flea-bitten tabby cat with a bad case of worms. I could see he’d fallen on hard times, but his profound knowledge of high fashion and department store cosmetics led me to believe that he was more than meets the eye. We became fast friends, and now he’s actually my boss (and a successful kitty model).

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A Q&A with Tabs the Cat

1. Favorite place in the world: The top of my cat tower, from where I may observe my domain and assert dominance over the humans.

2. Perfect day: Sleep, gravy, sleep. More gravy.

3. Food can’t live without: Fancy Feast Tuna in — you guessed it — gravy.

4. Fondest memory: My very first Chanel runway show in Paris. After all the hard work and auditions, I felt like I finally made it, ya know?

5. Hobby: Knitting. I know, right? I may not have opposable thumbs, but I can still knit/perl with the best of ’em.

6. Biggest pet peeve: People who yell when they’re angry. I prefer to assert my anger via silent psychological mind games.

7. Best thing I read in the last year: Homer’s Odyssey: A Fearless Feline Tale, or How I learned about Love and Life with a Blind Wonder Cat.

8. Inspiration: I’m inspired by gravy those who push the boundaries of creativity.

9. Looking forward to: The nap I’m about to take.

10. Least favorite word: Veterinarian.

11. Stress reliever: Kneading/making biscuits on my assistant’s tummy or thighs. She claims it ruins her clothes…but I wouldn’t exactly call her fashionable anyway. Homegirl’s a hot mess. She dresses like a pre-teen surfer boy.

12. Celebrity to play you in a movie: Brad Pitt. I believe he could accurately portray my intensity. Plus, we have the same abs.

13. Most recent tweet: @thesmerz You inspired me to work on my posing. See, I had my assistant @karenmbb take my pic too! http://yfrog.com/h5fmpzj

14. Favorite guilty pleasure: Stealing makeup from my assistant and hoarding it all in my secret stash, hee hee!

15. Song you know the most lyrics to: Madonna’s Material Girl. It’s my karaoke jam.

16. Favorite show: Cats 101 on Animal Planet. Good stuff.

17. Favorite show you’re embarrassed to admit you watch: Jersey Shore. I know it’s rotting my brain, but I just can’t stop.

18. All-time favorite movie: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

19. Alma mater: I dropped out of school to pursue my modeling career, but I recently received an honorary degree in Feline Studies from UC Davis. GO AGS!

20. Beauty secret: Pamper yourself! I’m a firm believer in spas and salons. Oh, and don’t forget to do your sit-ups.

Who is Tabs the Cat? About three years ago I befriended a stray, flea-bitten tabby cat with a bad case of worms. I could see he’d fallen on hard times, but his profound knowledge of high fashion and department store cosmetics led me to believe that he was more than meets the eye. We became fast friends, and now he’s actually my boss (and a successful kitty model). 🙂

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

P.S. I hope you had a good weekend. Tabs and I are watching Dawn of the Dead on TV and eating frozen yogurt for dinner. Well, I’m having yogurt… He’s having you know what. 🙂