It’s true, your honor. I’m horribly, terribly guilty — of abusing denim.
Especially in the late ’80s.
I guess I was just copying my friends. First, it was that pair of cheesy Guess overalls… You see, I wore them with one strap up and one down. Yeah, I should have known it was wrong, but I was just a kid then.
And that wasn’t the worst of it, either. Soon, I graduated from overalls to cropped jeans jackets. They were bedazzled, with golden studs.
That was probably my worst crime…
To help you understand — not that I’m trying to defend my actions — this all happened around the time my parents forced me to get a boy’s haircut.
Simply put, I was a bedazzled, denim-wearing mess who looked like a tween Filipino Elvis.
Then, just when I’d thought I put those days behind me forever, I saw the Tarte TEN Limited-Edition Collector’s Palette ($44)…
And the purple packaging triggered a flashback, an acid-washed trip back to my fashion-challenged days (NOOO!).
Like the four other quints in the 
I hope you’re feeling fabulously feline on this terrific Tuesday, friend.
Entering is easy. There are two different ways, and you can do both of them for two chances to win.
